


Chance: Why is that bad? Sassy: It means the family is leaving. Chance: Hey, what's your problem? Bad fur day? Sassy: I'll tell you what's bad, oh fragrant one - I saw suitcases. Home, home in the 'burbs, where the cat and the squeak toy can play.where no traffic is heard, and I can maul birds, and sleep in the sunshine all day!ĭialogue Chance: It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty! Sassy: Speaking of " doody", I thought I smelled something.Can somebody tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?!.Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains? I never cease to amaze myself.Oh, I don't feel well.I am going to hurt you.Ooh, Chance, take it off! Take it all off!.You know, I can't think of a happier ending.Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!.It was like getting a bath, missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled into one. Where were we? How were we gonna get home? Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog? And, most importantly, when were we gonna eat? So we walked.and walked.and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more.

A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!.Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.
